{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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