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Liam Picken is a former Australian rules footballer who played for the Western Bulldogs in the Australian Football League (AFL) from 2009 to 2019. In 2016 he played in the Bulldogs' 2nd premiership team. Picken is from the western Victorian town of Hamilton.
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